January 2012
Life is a disease with infinite symptoms.
My best friend snorted cocaine off of my balls today. My life is officially complete.
Mayhem - Freezing Moon
andreeww asked: Cute doesn't even begin to describe you Brian. :P (Hello. It's been ages since we've talked.)
zengazenga asked: Youre cute
go0glybear asked: "Can I tag you on facebook?" 'Sure.' "What's your name?"
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Anonymous asked: how tall are you
I wonder what sex between John Lennon and Yoko Ono was like. Two unkempt bushes meshing together like rubbing two Brillo pads together.. Yuck.
December 2011
I’m learning Japanese! I feel so smart.
paintastory asked: Hey! I said play nice. Don't be a dick.
hippoplatypus asked: If your only point is that humor should be acknowledged as nothing more than just that, I agree with you. That might've been made a little clearer to begin with. I'll just give you my last two cents and leave you alone. If people are offended by a certain joke, I keep that in mind and just remember not to joke about those things around them. I don't know what they've...
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hippoplatypus asked: I don't usually have to deal with that issue, since the people I talk to generally don't joke about rape. I made the point because your original post seems more like you're judging than observing, since you're calling people "wrong" and telling them to "grow up."
paintastory:
hippoplatypus:
twelvefingers:
It’s almost 2012, if you’re offended by anything, you’re the problem. Grow up and realize that just because something is taboo in your mind, in your little fantasy world, whether it be sex, drugs, race, or whatever, you’re the person who is wrong when someone “offends you,” because that person is not the person with some kind of prejudice in their...
hippoplatypus:
twelvefingers:
It’s almost 2012, if you’re offended by anything, you’re the problem. Grow up and realize that just because something is taboo in your mind, in your little fantasy world, whether it be sex, drugs, race, or whatever, you’re the person who is wrong when someone “offends you,” because that person is not the person with some kind of prejudice in their mind.
Idunno,...
Christmas Haul this year. It’s slowly going downhill, and this year it’s especially clear.
$200 from my mum
$20 from my grandpa
Two striped sweaters from my aunt
A hoodie (that looks exactly the same as my old one) from my cousin
An emergency car kit
A travel bag for deodorant and body wash and stuff
$10 gift card to McDonalds
$15 gift card to Chic-Fil-A
$50 gift card to...
It’s almost 2012, if you’re offended by anything, you’re the problem. Grow up and realize that just because something is taboo in your mind, in your little fantasy world, whether it be sex, drugs, race, or whatever, you’re the person who is wrong when someone “offends you,” because that person is not the person with some kind of prejudice in their mind.
How hard is life, honestly?
Shit, I forgot Tumblr doesn’t care about anything “deep” unless it’s about gay rights. What a waste of time writing that was, lol.
I’m trying to really figure out my own “religious” beliefs. As some of you know, I’ve been developing my own opinions for years, as I’ve been very vocal about them on here in particular in the past. I’m mostly posting this for myself for future reference, and because writing these things out helps better organize these thoughts in my head, to help clearly convey...
Look what I learned how to make! →
November 2011
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Let’s talk. Somebody.
I’m not depressed anymore and my life has become so happy and so boring at the same time.
October 2011
