Life is a disease with infinite symptoms.
My best friend snorted cocaine off of my balls today. My life is officially complete.

Yoohoo.

Morning already?
Mayhem - Freezing Moon
andreeww asked: Cute doesn't even begin to describe you Brian. :P (Hello. It's been ages since we've talked.)
Oh stooooooooooooooop hi (:
zengazenga asked: Youre cute
Aw shucks.

Tricoteuse (The Little Knitter), William-Adolphe Bouguereau

I want this tattooed when I’m older. For now, I’m getting a symbol from the Necronomicon tattooed on my bicep (this or next week), and I’m trying to convince my mum to let me get archangel Michael defeating Satan on my back, so when I’m older I can get like a much bigger mural with more stuff on it.
I’m gonna do it.
go0glybear asked: "Can I tag you on facebook?" 'Sure.' "What's your name?"
“HORSE COCK.”